Medical Riddles Page 6 of 8
It's usually not funny to laugh at medical problems, but when you read these medical riddles you'll see some are funny.
Medical riddles, some of these are funny riddles about medicine and other health related riddles.
76. Why do you feel soft in the head when you wash your hair?
77. Why did the silly kid put his hand in the fuse box when the weather got hot?
78. When they take out an appendix, it's an appendectomy; when they remove your tonsils, it's a tonsillectomy. What is it when they remove a growth from your head?
79. Where do squirrels go when they have nervous breakdowns?
80. Why did the timid soul tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
81. Why did the secretary cut her fingers off?
82. Why did the doctor give up his practice?
83. When was medicine first mentioned in the Bible?
84. Why did the fireplace call the doctor?
85. What did the nervous kid say when the doctor asked if he had been getting enough iron?
86. Why did the invisible mother take her invisible child to the doctor?
87. How did the kid get a flat nose?
88. Why did the farmer take the depressed cow to the vet?
89. Why did the mother ghost take her depressed ghost child to the doctor?
90. Why are doctors stingy?
