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31. Why are potatoes good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
32. Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants.
33. What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?
34. What do you call a funny book about eggs?
A yolk book.
35. What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?
A half wit.
36. When is it dangerous to play cards?
When the joker is wild.
37. What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?
38. What kind of soda must you not drink?
39. What part of your body has the most rhythm?
40. How does Mother Earth fish?
With North and South Poles.
41. Where is the ocean the deepest?
On the bottom.
42. Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
In a seafood restaurant.
43. What do whales like to chew?
44. What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time no sea.
45. What is a pickle's all time favorite musical?
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