Why do dragons sleep all day?CLICK FOR ANSWER They like to hunt Knights!         
What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?CLICK FOR ANSWER To cover cows!         
Why do hummingbirds hum?CLICK FOR ANSWER Because they don't know the words.         
What does a cat have that no other animal has?CLICK FOR ANSWER Kittens!         
Why are elephants poor?CLICK FOR ANSWER Because they work for peanuts.          
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?CLICK FOR ANSWER A giraffe on roller blades!         
What game do cows play at parties?CLICK FOR ANSWER Mooosical Chairs.         
How many letters are there in the alphabet?CLICK FOR ANSWER Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t)         
Where does Friday come before Thursday?CLICK FOR ANSWER In the Dictionary.         
What has a bark, but no bite?CLICK FOR ANSWER A tree.         
What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?CLICK FOR ANSWER A flag.         
Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?CLICK FOR ANSWER          He wanted to have Sweet Dreams!                             
What goes up, but never comes down?CLICK FOR ANSWER Your age.
What do sea monsters eat?CLICK FOR ANSWER Fish and ships.          
What building has the most stories?CLICK FOR ANSWER The library.                  
What do moths study in school?CLICK FOR ANSWER Mothematics!         
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?CLICK FOR ANSWER Because pepper water makes them sneeze!                  
What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?CLICK FOR ANSWER 12 after 1!                  
What is a cat on Ice?CLICK FOR ANSWER A Cool Cat.         
What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?CLICK FOR ANSWER A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!         
Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?CLICK FOR ANSWER A barber.         
What runs but cannot walk?CLICK FOR ANSWER Water -- also, your nose.         
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?CLICK FOR ANSWER A yardstick!          
What can you catch but not throw?CLICK FOR ANSWER A cold.          
What is the tallest building in town?CLICK FOR ANSWER The library -- it has a lot of stories!