Each joke or puzzle is
told from the point of the teller and victim. There are some
pictures you will have to draw or copy yourself but they are all
pretty simple. Many of these jokes are better told verbally but
you can read them here first. We'll start out with one of my
personal favorites- Pete and Repete!!
Pete
and Repete
Teller:
OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps
out. Who is left in the boat.
Victim:
Repete!
Teller:
Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?
Victim:
I already told you! Repete!
When
the victim says Repete, the answer to the question, the teller
repeats the joke till the victim catches on and doesn't say
Repete.
Intelligence
Test
First,
draw the diagram pictured below. Do not let your victim see you
doing this it will ruin the test.
Start
from the section labeled one but do not point to it for your
victim.
Teller:
Circle the biggest circle.
The correct answer would be to circle the perimeter of the
diagram as that is the biggest circle. The victim may however
circle the largest circle in section one but keep in mind this is
wrong but make no other comments.
Next
move to section 2. Again, do not point to the section for your
victim.
Teller:
Circle the biggest X.
The right answer would be to circle the X that divides the
diagram into four sections. This is the same idea as in section
one.
Now
move on to section 3.
Teller:
This is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every
thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple,
the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what
color are the stairs?
The
correct answer is: since the purple house is one story, there are
no stairs!
Finally
there is section 4
Teller:
This is a picture of a tree in a park. It's winter and the wind
is blowing to the left. Which way do the leaves go?
The
correct answer is they wouldn't go anywhere because it is winter
and there are no leaves on the tree.
Scoring
Each section is worth 25 percent. Add up the sections the person
got wrong (example, 2 sections would be 50% stupid) and don't
forget the appropriate comment.
0%
Stupid: You must have cheated
25% Stupid: About average
50% Stupid: Did you miss your morning coffee
75% Stupid: Are you sure you're awake
100% Stupid: Hey, as long as you did your best
Classic Gotcha! Riddles