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Here's a tribute to all the fathers who strive to
keep their families happy and safe.

 

1. Why are Fathers like parking spaces?

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2. If you ask your father, "What's on the TV," what would his answer be?

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3. How would your dad say is the best way to count cows?

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4. What does you dad answer when you ask him what the movie he's watching is about?

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5. What did the pirate dad say on his 80th birthday?

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6. After you've awakened in the car which your father has been driving for a long distance, what does he say when you ask him where your are?

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7. The waiter asks your dad how he would you like his steak, what's his response?

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8. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

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9. What does your dad say when you ask him to make you a bowl of cereal?

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10. What does your father call an obese psychic?

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11. What do you call your dad if he's ice skating and falls through the ice?

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12. When your mother asked your father to put the cat out last night, what was Dad's response?

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13. When you're dad is the first one into the swimming pool and you ask, "How's the water," what will he say?

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14. What does a dad say when after dinner, you ask to leave the table?

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15. When you made a mistake and gave your dad soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast, was he mad?

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