Easter Bunny Riddles
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1. What does the bunny want to do when he grows up?
Join the Hare Force.
2. Why is the Easter bunny's nose shiny?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
3. How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 3 hours.
4. How does Easter end?
With the letter r.
5. Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
Because it was the chickens day off.
6. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggsercise.
7. What do you call a group of Easter bunnies marching backward?
A receding hair line.
8. When does Valentine's Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.
9. Why are rabbits so good in math?
Because they multiply so well.
10. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot, cross bunnies.
11. What do rabbits say to carrots?
"It is nice gnawing you."
12. Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
13. Why did the Easter Bunny get a ticket?
He ran a hop-sign.
14. Why can't eggs be comedians?
They'd crack each other up.
15. Where do bunnies hang out?
The hare salon.
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