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16. After Thanksgiving dinner, where did the pilgrims put their trash?
In the Mayflower Compact-Tor.
17. At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither. You should use a knife.
18. What's the sleepiest thing at the Thanksgiving table?
NAP - kins.
19. What football game is played on Thanksgiving?
The GRAVY Bowl.
20. What's longer: A Football or A Baseball?
Neither. They're the same. They both have 8 LETTERS in them.
21. What would a British person gain by eating a Thanksgiving meal?
22. Which Thanksgiving beverage is sad?
Apple Sigh - der.
23. What do you get when you have Broom Hilda on the beach with a turkey?
A turkey sand-witch.
24. What's orange and falls off walls?
25. What is the best thing to put into stuffing?
26. What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving?
Nothing; they're already stuffed.
27. Why did the man invest in feathers?
He heard the stock market was going "down".
28. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
29. Why did the turkey hurriedly eat his food?
Because he was a gobbler.
30. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he was not chicken.
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