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26. A cabbage, a faucet and a tomato are
having a race. How are they doing?
27. How do fireflies start a race?
28. What kind of insect likes to bowl?
29. Why did the Yankees play in Jellystone?
30. Why did the basketball player visit the
bank?
31. Why do good bowlers play so slowly?
32. Two men were playing checkers. They played
five games, and each man won the same number of games. How is that possible?
33. What is the best exercise for losing weight?
34. If you were swimming in the ocean and a big
alligator attacked you, what should you do?
35. What did one fish say to the other?
36. A lemon and an orange were on a high diving
board. The orange jumped off. Why didn't the lemon?
37. If two people had a race and one had sand in
his shoe but the other did not, who would win?
38. What kind of cats like to go bowling?
39. Why is an airline pilot like a football
player?
40. Why did they throw the elephants out of the
swimming pool?
41. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf
game?
42. Why was Adam known to be a good runner?
43. Why are jackasses good football players?
44. What has 18 legs and catches flies?
45. In what part of a ballpark do you find the
whitest clothes?
46. Why did the coach go to the bank?
47. Why shouldn't you listen to people who have
just come out of the swimming pool?
48. Why are mountain climbers curious?
49. Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier
to the game?
50. Which takes longer to run: from first to
second base or from second to third base?
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