Medical Riddles Page 5 of 8
Have a little fun with the medical field because these medical riddles will get you a laugh.
Here is an assortment of funny riddles about medicine and the medical profession.
61. What do you get if you put your hand in a pot?
62. What did the doctor find when he examined the X-ray of the dummy's head?
63. What did the doctor say to the patient when he finished removing his appendix?
64. What did the tooth say to the dentist?
65. What do you call a person who doesn't have all his fingers on one hand?
66. What did the farmer use to cure his sick hog?
67. Why can't a very thin person stand up straight?
68. What do seven days of dieting do?
69. Why do your eyes look different when you come from an eye doctor?
70. Why did the germ cross the microscope?
71. How can you tell if a bucket is not well?
72. What do you get if an ax hits your head?
73. Why did the man hit his hand with a hammer?
74. How can you tell if you are cross-eyed?
75. What is the difference between a person asleep and a person awake?
