1. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
2. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
3. Who does Dracula get letters from?
4. Where did the vampire open his savings account?
5. How does a girl vampire flirt?
6. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
7.Why are vampires like false teeth?
8. Why doesn't anybody like Dracula?
9. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
10. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
11. How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
12. Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
13. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
14. Where does Dracula water ski?
15. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
16. What's the difference between a baseball player and a vampire?
17. Do vampires play tennis?
18. What would you get if your doctor became a vampire?
19. What cow lives in a haunted farmhouse?
20. What was Dracula doing on the road?
21. What is a vampire's favorite soup
22.What kind of car does a vampire drive?