Mummy, Skeleton, and Ghoul
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1. Why doesn't a mummy take a vacation?
He's afraid he will relax and unwind.
2. Where does a mummy go for a swim?
In the Dead Sea.
3. On what kind of street does the Mummy live?
A dead end.
What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What kind of girl does a mummy go out with?
Any one he can dig up.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the 3 meter high diving board?
He didn't have the guts.
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
What instrument do skeleton's play?
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
Who was the most famous French skeleton?
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
What is the one room a zombie doesn't need in his house?
A living room.
What is a ghoul's favorite food?
How would you describe the expression on a zombie's face?
Where do zombie's go on vacation?
What can't a coach ever say to a team of zombies?
Look alive out there.
Why do mummies have high blood pressure?
Because they are so wound up.
What would you get if you crossed a bunch of bones with a week in Florida?
Why don't skeletons play football?
Because they can't make body contact.
What position did the monster play on the hockey team?
What should you do if you meet a blue monster?
Try to cheer him up.
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