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46. Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Because they hog the ball.
47. What is the smartest kind of bee?
A spelling bee.
48. Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
49. What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
50. How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
51. What is the best year for a kangaroo?
52. Why did the police arrest the bird?
Because he was a robin.
53. Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He doesn't believe in dogs.
54. Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect (architect).
55. Why was the pig thrown out of the football game?
For playing dirty.
56. What kind of food does a race horse eat?
57. What is a snake's favorite ice cream?
58. How do you bake a cake for Lassie?
You start with collie flour.
59. How do you know when the fish is fresh?
When they bite your fingers.
60. Where do rabbits go to have their eyes examined?
To the hop-tometrist.
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