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31. Why did the dog jump up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes.
32. Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
33. Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.
34. Why did the dog wear a watch?
He wanted to be a watch dog.
35. Why did the little boy name his new dog Computer?
Because it came with lots of bytes.
36. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
37. Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
38. Why do firefighters need Dalmatians?
To help them find the fire hydrants.
39. Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
40. What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?
41. What happens to the duck who flies upside down?
He quacks up.
42. What horse never goes out in the day time?
A night mare.
43. What did the dog say to the little child pulling his tail?
That is the end of me.
44. Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
To a retail store.
45. Why don't pigs drive cars?
They would become road hogs.
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