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16. What kind of dog does Dracula have?
17. What kind of dog floats in the air?
18. What do you get if an Airedale floats too close to the sun?
A hot dog.
19. What's happening when you hear "woof...splat...meow...splat?"
It's raining cats and dogs.
20. How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
21. Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
22. Where do young dogs sleep when they camp out?
23. Where should you never take a dog?
To a flea market.
24. Which dog tastes better when eaten?
25. Which side of a dog has the most hair?
26. Who gave the dog a black eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it.
27. Who is a dogs favorite comedian?
28. Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.
29. Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
30. Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.
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